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GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
6/18/2018 7:47 pm

Wait a minute...You're trying to tell me that my basewr urges and accompanying thoughts are not valid??? Cliches and stereotypes aren't real? Next you're going to tell me that when you're congregating with your best gal pals, you're not wearing lingerie and having pillow fights. As Dr. Evil would say, "Riiiiiiiight".

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


igotplentytogive 48M
1358 posts
6/18/2018 7:50 pm

I can understand all of what you are saying, but what if i just need to make sure there isn't a honking sound? (Asking for a friend )


LakeRidgeBBWSeek 63M
3847 posts
6/18/2018 8:08 pm

I am with you on that. I especially hate openeing a profile of a cpl, only to see a flagreant 14 inch flagpole waving in my face, seriously, most who are looking at M/F cpls are probably straight, I think, tho I know alot of bimales out there, but I think they look most at male profiles, am I wrong? And as a straight guy, the last thing I wanna look at is a guys cock, unless it is entering the opposite end of a gal tween us in a 3sum ! AND I NEVER send such a pic to anyone! Even if they ask, I will wait & talk with them awhile to make sure WHY they want such a pic of my pissing & fucking part !


Imjustlookin266 62M

6/18/2018 8:55 pm

funny!


discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
6/18/2018 10:18 pm

I wonder whether any of the cock-picture introduction crowd ever get any action. Even women who are into size probably aren't impressed by a cock picture, because even if it's a monster they have no way to guess whether the monster belongs to the guy displaying it in the profile. What's the point?

On the other hand, I do enjoy pictures of parts of women not typically visible in public. But on this site, they don't impress me as much as a face picture, because face pictures here are almost as uncommon as bare breasts in public. It's a treat to see a face picture here.


Milon2050 28M
80 posts
6/18/2018 11:33 pm

wow
very nice
attractive


proteus_2a 58M
7979 posts
6/19/2018 12:20 am

I loved the term "Zoidberg claws"...
But then again, what would you expect from Zoidberg texting
-with afore mentioned claws , not to mention grammar...

Happy for your shenanigans my lady

Cheers - P


ArglBargl14 61M

6/19/2018 3:49 am

Only one ass per person? I guess that depends on the company one keeps. I've had acquaintances who burdened themselves with a whole slew of asses. Someone else most likely thought I was one of them as well. One of my favorite comebacks ever received from a snarky comment was "Asshole.". As for the "lovely breast", perhaps he had a specific preference and didn't much care for the other?


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
6/19/2018 9:54 am

I see a lot of humor in this post! Made my afternoon

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


SingleStr8NYCGuy 54M
59 posts
6/19/2018 10:34 am

Oh sweet JesusTittyfuckingChrist, that was funny. I needed that laugh.

I was always fond of the term "dick pillows" for it's sheer hilarity, but I'm sure some mameluke would use it in earnest to get some hoochie mama to give it up.


GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
6/19/2018 7:56 pm

Curious_Ginger80 replies on 6/19/2018 9:53 pm:
Gimme, you know I don't write this with you in mind, of course. But I really did want to give the 23-year-old Chad a fair chance...I tried not to stereotype him. I even read his entire profile.

Alas, it was not to be.

How's the rowing going?


Since we're rowing in eight- and four-man sweeps, it's a very new kind of experience. I was never in a dance troupe or anything where I had to do the same thing, the same way, at the same time as every one else. But we are getting to a point where it's becoming more of a workout and getting speed and less of a drill drill drill. We still need lots of drills, though. There's been a few instances when all the oars just clicked and man, you could tell a difference in speed and stability. I'm kinda surprised about the whole thing, as I'm the only man on this novice team (though another guy, not a novice, shows up for most of the practices) and not far above the average age.

Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


Golly06 71M
1932 posts
6/20/2018 2:00 am

Fine art it is! I was trying to think of another word in place of "subtle," although it has interesting origins. Driving to school one day with a fellow science major, she opined, "I don't understand all the excitement over modified sweat glands." This is cogent on at least two levels. Oh m' gosh, it is arcane as well! And...what is the Latin word for Etymology?


discreteSteve62 50M
2169 posts
6/20/2018 11:51 pm

It seems to me that a cock picture connotes everything you have to offer; which, being just a cock, seems to me greatly lacking regardless of size.

I know that almost no women want to see cock pictures in profiles, even if they like them in porn and love them in person. But that's a really interesting explanation of why a cock picture in a profile is unappealing.

Another aspect of the matter is the difference in enjoyment of sex. Men are almost always going to have a good time they get their cocks inside a vagina or other suitable entrance. They do their stuff, and they get their jollies. By contrast, women generally need to have their sensitive spots stimulated the right way, and not only is pleasure not a near certainty, pain is sometimes a problem.

So when it comes to pictures, if a straight man sees a vagina, the typical biological reaction is, "If I get my cock in there it's going to feel good." The vagina itself is all he needs for his pleasure.

But if a straight woman sees a cock, the reaction is more like, "If the guy whose cock is on display here knows how to do foreplay correctly, is considerate enough to put that knowledge to use, and puts that cock to use with the right moves, it's going to feel good." The cock itself is not good enough; the man has to be considerate of her pleasure unless she's really sensitive.

As to pictures of other parts...I find very few pictures to be sexier than a gorgeous, black and white photo of someone's back--something about the lines, the muscle...I don't know what it is, but a back photo can take my breath away.

That's interesting. I would think that faces are most likely to make the difference, because a good picture can (ideally) express an attitude that the man cares about the woman's pleasure, and a bad picture can express an attitude that he only cares about his own.


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
6/26/2018 6:19 pm

I rarely get messages here from anyone who is local, so don't take them as "serious".

But any message which starts with a comment is about my breasts, and what they'd like to do with them, is routinely deleted, without even opening the message to see if they said anything else.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


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