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You just can't make this stuff up. :)  

Platosgames 102M
2244 posts
12/11/2018 1:00 pm
You just can't make this stuff up. :)


I was dyeing laughing this morning at this story. Seems a mom was trying to buy her a "nativity" scene item to take to school. So she found a blow up sheep. Only, it wasn't any ole sheep.

Name removed. says she was confused when Blank (her five year old ) got in trouble for having it at school. When he got home, she realized the doll, which had been listed online as “Labreeze boys brown shepherd costume inflatable sheep nativity fancy dress outfit,” had a large hole in its bottom along with painted-on eyelashes and red lips.

LOL...she sent her to school with a blow up sex doll. And to top it off it was a sheep blow up doll. LOL

The poor still doesn't know why he wasn't allowed to keep the sheep. , just can't figure out what the problem is.

I'm still trying to figure out, who the hell makes a blow up sheep sex doll. And you know, there must be some demand, or they wouldn't have made it. So...who the hell would order a blow up sheep doll.

My embarrassed my wife with school antics when they were young, me I usually found it pretty funny. Like after spending time with me out golfing and hunting, my oldest had learned to just go over in the woods and pee on the tree. Never a problem till his first year in school, and out at recess. He had to go, and there were some trees...soooo. LOL

I'm sure some of you have had some "moments" with in school, but I'm betting none of you sent your to show and tell with a blow up doll. Or, I could be wrong.

Now normally I put in a disclaimer about , not to offend anyone. But in this case, I'm not sure I care, if I offend some blow up sheep doll lovers. LOL

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 1:01 pm

By the way, if any of you were planning on getting me a Christmas gift, it has been removed from Amazon.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
12/11/2018 1:07 pm

Um.... Little 'Ho Peep is still available though.

Maybe that mom should save the sheep until her son turns 16

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 1:29 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Um.... Little 'Ho Peep is still available though.

    Maybe that mom should save the sheep until her son turns 16
LOL....good point.

Reminds me of the old joke.

Honestly sheriff, I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 1:33 pm

Found this picture of the sheep

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" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 1:37 pm

It's not really a sheep or Xmas or that type of story . . but it's a farm peeing story. . . Yep . . That'll work, right ? ...Anyway...
You know those electrical fences surrounding a field or pasture where cows might graze ? It's actually more like a simple wire, than a complete fence. The electrified wire runs around the perimeter of the field . . . if you know about those type of things.
So I knew about those things. . . but some of my buddies ( city folk), didn't. It's got a healthy charge attached to it. Especially harsh - to keep the bulls in line and docile.
We had to pee . . . and I said to them "I bet you can't hit that wire up there"
- hanging about 4 feet around the perimeter of the wooden enclosure. Well the challenge seemed worthy . . . they bit on the bait and they all hit that wire with their pee - dead on!!
Boy ... you should have seen those guys jump when their pee splashed that electrified wire . . . A lot of fun to watch. And course one guy ( the masochist amongst them), enjoyed it so much, he had to try it more than once.
Uhmmm that's my non Xmas... non sheep (cow) electrified fence story . . .


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 1:39 pm

    Quoting  :

Just make sure you're not peeing on the electric fence. That's all I have to say on that matter. LOL

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 1:40 pm

    Quoting  :

It was actually a blow up sheep that you could play with...well it sounds bad when I say it that way. LOL

I posted a pic of the sheep ..LOL

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 1:44 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    It's not really a sheep or Xmas or that type of story . . but it's a farm peeing story. . . Yep . . That'll work, right ? ...Anyway...
    You know those electrical fences surrounding a field or pasture where cows might graze ? It's actually more like a simple wire, than a complete fence. The electrified wire runs around the perimeter of the field . . . if you know about those type of things.
    So I knew about those things. . . but some of my buddies ( city folk), didn't. It's got a healthy charge attached to it. Especially harsh - to keep the bulls in line and docile.
    We had to pee . . . and I said to them "I bet you can't hit that wire up there"
    - hanging about 4 feet around the perimeter of the wooden enclosure. Well the challenge seemed worthy . . . they bit on the bait and they all hit that wire with their pee - dead on!!
    Boy ... you should have seen those guys jump when their pee splashed that electrified wire . . . A lot of fun to watch. And course one guy ( the masochist amongst them), enjoyed it so much, he had to try it more than once.
    Uhmmm that's my non Xmas... non sheep (cow) electrified fence story . . .
LOL...as kids out at my grandparents house, all us cousins would compete to see who could grab the electric fence and hang on the longest.

I'm thinking you have a mean streak in there somewhere paul. LOL

There was a electric line hidden by some tall weeds, at this farm I was visiting. Never saw it, but I knew it was there when I pee'd on it.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
12/11/2018 2:37 pm

Your so right you can't make up this stuff. This is too damned funny and thanks for making my afternoon.

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
12/11/2018 2:43 pm

That will be a fun story for him when he is old enough to get it. It is cute.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/11/2018 2:55 pm

Lambchop is ALL grown up now

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 3:03 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Your so right you can't make up this stuff. This is too damned funny and thanks for making my afternoon.
Imagine being the teacher, and having to decide if the parent did this on purpose. LOL

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 3:04 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    That will be a fun story for him when he is old enough to get it. It is cute.
LOL...I hadn't thought of that. "Remember that time we sent you to school with a sex doll?"

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 3:05 pm

LOL....Lambchop. I'm dying over here.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
12/11/2018 3:06 pm

OMG...totally hilarious! Poor kid, lol.

No school stories or peeing stories about my kids...but a kid next door. The little boy was about 5, and had been over playing with my older two (my daughter was 5 and the middle one was 2. The neighbor came over to get her son and found him peeing outside, on the side of my house! She was mortified!! We had not lived there long, and she had told him not to go inside. Apparently he didn't want to go home to pee, because she probably would have made him stay home, lol. I was just laughing, figuring my time would come eventually...

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


matutum50 73M

12/11/2018 3:26 pm

bbbbbaaaaaaaadddddd joke


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 3:37 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    OMG...totally hilarious! Poor kid, lol.

    No school stories or peeing stories about my kids...but a kid next door. The little boy was about 5, and had been over playing with my older two (my daughter was 5 and the middle one was 2. The neighbor came over to get her son and found him peeing outside, on the side of my house! She was mortified!! We had not lived there long, and she had told him not to go inside. Apparently he didn't want to go home to pee, because she probably would have made him stay home, lol. I was just laughing, figuring my time would come eventually...
Haha...sounds like my kid.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 3:37 pm

So true.....

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


ltrskr 75M

12/11/2018 3:44 pm

A cargo plane loaded with sheep starts experiencing engine trouble!
The pilot puts the plane on auto-pilot and tells the co-pilot we have to abandon ship!
As they make their way to the exit, the co-pilot says,
What about the sheep??
Pilot says, FUCK the sheep,
co-pilot, You think we got time????


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 5:48 pm

    Quoting ltrskr:
    A cargo plane loaded with sheep starts experiencing engine trouble!
    The pilot puts the plane on auto-pilot and tells the co-pilot we have to abandon ship!
    As they make their way to the exit, the co-pilot says,
    What about the sheep??
    Pilot says, FUCK the sheep,
    co-pilot, You think we got time????
Haha....nice.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 5:49 pm

    Quoting  :

LOL...yeah I'd cause a scene. I'd go in and say.."hi, i'm little billy's dad. I'm here to pick up my wife, errrr sheep"

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/12/2018 6:11 am

    Quoting  :

It was pretty funny stuff . LOL

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/12/2018 1:15 pm

    Quoting  :

She seems like she took it pretty well. LOL. I would imagine it will be a family joke for ever, so she'll never live this one down.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
12/15/2018 2:45 pm

At first I thought "that had to be an adult Hallowe'en costume", but NOT if it was kid's size. Maybe for someone who is "vertically challenged", though ? ? ?

It does make you wonder "what kind of mind thinks this stuff up" though.

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Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/16/2018 6:13 am

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    At first I thought "that had to be an adult Hallowe'en costume", but NOT if it was kid's size. Maybe for someone who is "vertically challenged", though ? ? ?

    It does make you wonder "what kind of mind thinks this stuff up" though.
That was my thought. Who would need a blow up Sheep sex doll.

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