I'm looking for hookups. Ladies, I'll make it worth your while, if that's what you're looking for. I just fucking like sex, like to take off pants when I come in the door, want you in your underwear, like body smells, collect underwear, "addicted" to porn and masturbation, legal pothead, nothing shocks me though I'm not into everything, nobody is. If you are just really into sex, the sooner the better, with whoever, we should be able to find something to do that's hot. Let me show you my penile implant (permanent boner). No such thing as too old. Be a slut like me. Really into eating pussy. See in pictures me with shirt: "I'll drop what I'm doing to eat your pussy." Founder of pussyeating group, My wife is disabled, is perfectly fine with whatever I do, you can talk to her. She often takes pictures if it's at our place in Boca Raton. I can host there.

My Ideal Person My ideal person is talkative, horny, and not embarrassed by it one bit. He or she wants to have as much sex as the body will allow. My ideal person is looking to hook up with me. I'm mostly dom and I prefer subs, but will hook up with anybody.

Must be willing to share phone number. You'll have mine. Safety precaution. I will not meet with anyone without a prior phone conversation.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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